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  1. waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  2. waitress: sir please stop cyring
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foreveralone-lyguy:

I found a real angry bird today

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coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

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rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

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ugly:

when someone insults you and your friend backs you upimage

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nuggetcafe:

16 Kit-Kat flavors you will only find in Japan

(Source: ferrerofather)

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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She was fascinated with words. To her, words were things of beauty, each like a magical powder or potion that could be combined with other words to create powerful spells.
Dean Koontz, Lightning (via observando)
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alluringhowell:

I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY

(Source: connor-frantas)

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